calmHaiku #1
If Hillary wins
Let Bill be Vice-President
He knows much of Vice
Haiku #2
The word incumbent
Is so very similar
To incompetent
Haiku #3
Why not a Mormon?
Why should such a great country
Not have First Ladies?
Haiku #4
Barack Obama
Yes the name is strange and yet
That’s not the strange part
Haiku #5
Mister Huckabee
Live up to the word Baptist
And go soak your head
