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Bowl Job

Posted on 2008.07.14 at 23:54
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: Let Me Roll It - Paul McCartney & Wings
I’m a devoted fan of many televised sports, but I very rarely watch bowling. Really.

But tonight – well, let’s just say it happened to be on for a few minutes. It was some sort of team bowling tournament. I looked up at the screen and saw some grizzled veteran being interviewed prior to an important match. It went like this:

Interviewer: What does your team need to focus on in order to win today’s match?
Bowler: We need to focus on making strikes. We need to make a lot of strikes.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time.

Who knew bowling was such an intellectual, chess-like pursuit?


(Anonymous) at 2008-07-16 04:24 (UTC) (Link)

Bowling Ball Sack

The interviewer clearly missed a great opportunity for followup questions:
1) How many strikes are enough?
2) What is your focusing technique?
3) Do you have sex the night before a tournament?
4) Are you going to Disneyworld if you win?
-- ggreen
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