– After Governor Baldwin watched the lion perform, he was taken to Main Street and fed 25 pounds of raw meat in front of the Cross Keys Theater.
– The French government is preparing commercials encouraging the use of condoms that are blunt enough to shock even liberal Americans.
– My mother wants to have the dog’s tail operated on again, and if it doesn’t heal this time, she’ll have to be put away.
– Jerry Remy then hit an RBI single off Haas’s leg, which rolled into right field.
– People who use birth control methods that smoke a lot are in danger of having retarded children.