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Too Perfect

Posted on 2006.03.05 at 02:37
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Hazy Shade of Winter - Simon & Garfunkel
Oh, this is right up my alley. The pretty lass to the left is the queen of Chicago’s 2006 St. Patrick’s Day parade. “Well, so what,” you may well be thinking, and who could blame you if you were. Every parade in town has its queen; the Gay Pride parade has a whole army of queens. Yes indeed, but here’s why this one is right up my alley. Her name is . . . Kelly Green. Yes, Kelly Green; you read it right. Is that too precious or what? That name is so hokey, it ought to be the name of the headline dancer in a leprechaun strip club. In all fairness, Ms. Green was probably completely over hearing remarks about her name by the time she was 5 years old, and this might be the first time her name has ever been utterly perfect for the occasion, so I think congratulations are in order! Sláinte!


(Anonymous) at 2006-03-06 03:02 (UTC) (Link)

Too Perfect ?

Hi Chuck !
I might agree that this is "Too Perfect"...if only we knew what her favorite color was ! If she's color blind she might be "seeing red" at your comments. If she were a leprechaun stripper would the money in her g-string classify as "wearin 'o the green"?
actuary67 at 2006-03-07 02:09 (UTC) (Link)

Think she uses Irish Spring to clean up ?

"Designed for men, but women like it too!"

charlesofcamden at 2006-03-07 04:35 (UTC) (Link)
Providing an actual link to the Irish Spring web site -- nice touch!
I believe this is the first time I've seen you over here, though I have enjoyed your comments on Meryddian's LJ. I don't do a lot of Friends Only posts, but I'm happy to add you to the list!
Oh, and a belated happy birthday! :)
actuary67 at 2006-03-07 22:07 (UTC) (Link)

thanks for the add, and sorry about the bad luck you had with the Irish Spring spam !
I clicked on that link, too, but haven't been 'lucky' enough to receive any spam yet -- maybe it was coincidence after all ? (but probably not).

Thanks for the birthday wish, too -- at least I'm not 40 (yet!)!
charlesofcamden at 2006-03-07 20:23 (UTC) (Link)
I feel obliged to report that I have just received a spam email offering me a free sample of Irish Spring. It can hardly be a coincidence that I just clicked on the above link mere hours ago. It's no big deal for me; I get piles of spam every day. Usually, I can depend on getting separate offers the same day to increase both my breast size and my penis size, so getting an offer like this is fairly benign (though now that I think about it, if I put all three offers together, life could get pretty interesting). Anyway, I just wanted to let the spamophobes know the price of clicking the above link!
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