Regular readers of this journal know of my deep-seated antipathy towards online questionnaires along the lines of “Which Constellation Are You?”, “Which Smurf Are You?”, “Which Character From Encino Man Are You?” etc. Well, never say never, I suppose. In a moment of weakness, I filled one out the other day. It was simple enough – 20 or so questions, mostly on my general interests and tastes. But the results – amazing! I have no idea how they were able to divine all of this incredibly specific, accurate information – and even come up with a photo to go with it!