March 5th, 2006

Quill6

Too Perfect

Oh, this is right up my alley. The pretty lass to the left is the queen of Chicago’s 2006 St. Patrick’s Day parade. “Well, so what,” you may well be thinking, and who could blame you if you were. Every parade in town has its queen; the Gay Pride parade has a whole army of queens. Yes indeed, but here’s why this one is right up my alley. Her name is . . . Kelly Green. Yes, Kelly Green; you read it right. Is that too precious or what? That name is so hokey, it ought to be the name of the headline dancer in a leprechaun strip club. In all fairness, Ms. Green was probably completely over hearing remarks about her name by the time she was 5 years old, and this might be the first time her name has ever been utterly perfect for the occasion, so I think congratulations are in order! Sláinte!
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