November 1st, 2006


Our country is free. Also, my jokes are free – and worth every penny!

At today’s performance of TnT, my Father Mark had to attend the reception without his black sport coat, as the dry cleaner appears to have lost it. I simply wore my black pants and black short-sleeved priest shirt with the Roman collar. When people asked me why I wasn’t wearing a jacket, or asked me if I wasn’t a little chilly, I replied that I was exercising my constitutional right to bare arms!
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