September 10th, 2008

QuillOrange

Of Pees and Queues

I was chatting today with two women of my acquaintance when the subject of urinals came up (Note: This was their idea, not mine). Now this is not an area in which I have invested any great degree of scholarship, but of the three of us, I qualified as the resident expert on the subject.

The reason I’m writing this post is because my friends posed some very earnest questions on the subject. To the extent I’d thought about it (which wasn’t much), I guess I’d assumed that most women knew more about the situation than they do, if my friends were anywhere near average in their knowledge of the subject. So as a public service, I want to present a few objective facts, and to answer some of the major questions posed by my inquisitive friends.
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