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Yeah, it’s a hat. So what?

Posted on 2013.01.05 at 16:11
Current Mood: contentcontent
Current Music: The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
I want to show you my favorite Christmas present this year. It is precisely what it seems to be – a simple, unadorned hat. And that’s the point! Allow me to explain.
Xmas12Hat
CC made this hat for me. It therefore fits better than any store-bought hat ever could. She made it because she’s heard me complain for years about my inability to find a hat with two key attributes: 1) That it fits my big head; and 2) That it has no corporate logos, no sports team logos, and no extraneous decoration (e.g., metal bands, hip-hop culture, Hello Kitty, or any combination thereof), any of which would likely misrepresent my actual affiliations and senses of dignity and decorum.

Long ago, I owned a lovely plain gray baseball cap that met all of my spartan criteria. Alas, in a careless moment, I left it atop a Ms. Pac-Man machine in the Cleveland Greyhound station as I boarded a bus to Buffalo. The years since that sad day have seen me sport a variety of logo-emblazoned caps, none of which have reposed elegantly upon my ample cranium. Along the way, I have endured terminology ranging from “pin head” to “short bus.” So this seemingly humble cap has immediately become my very favorite item of clothing. Thank you CC!

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chianeko at 2013-01-11 16:03 (UTC) (Link)
Any chance for a hiphop metal hello kitty hat next christmas?
Chuck
charlesofcamden at 2013-01-25 17:29 (UTC) (Link)
If it fit like this one, I'd wear it.
(Anonymous) at 2013-01-18 00:24 (UTC) (Link)
This wasn't for you. It was for me so that I wouldn't have to walk around with someone in what appears to be a "BEANIE". It's all about me. But you're welcome anyway. CC
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