Chuck (charlesofcamden) wrote,

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Male and E-mail

Like most of you, I suspect, I get a lot of spam in my mailbox just about every day. Most of it gets deleted the moment I see it, but a trio of e-mails arrived the other day that caught my eye. They were all from different addresses, but they arrived within a few hours of one another.
The first was titled, “Increase your bust size!”
The second, “Enlarge your penis.”
The third, “Lose a dress size (or two) before summer.”

All are worthy goals, to be sure (depending on where you’re starting from anyway), but I have ask this: If I do the first two, doesn’t that kind of work against achieving the third? Also, just how did I get on these distribution lists? Is this just dumb luck or is it the work of a well-meaning (or spiteful) ex-girlfriend? And, not to brag or anything, but let me just say that I am getting NO COMPLAINTS on my present bust size. My inclination is to disregard all three e-mails until my questions are answered.

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