chipper#3 When the guy at the desk next to mine says, “Ugh! What’s that smell?” it’s not my problem (even if it is my problem).
#2 A well timed hack or nose-blow can dissuade people from taking that empty seat next to me on the train.
And the #1 good thing about having a cold:
I can really nail those low notes when I sing “I Walk the Line.”
But other than those things, having a cold totally sucks.
